The Office Hallmark holiday cards

The Office

Hallmark is selling two holiday cards that include audio clips from The Office.

First card

Front: So many reasons to be merry …
Inside: Have the greatest Christmas of all time!
Audio: Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk, and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What’s better than giving presents? Fourth, getting presents. So four things, not bad for one day. It’s really the greatest day of all time.

Second card

Front: Christmas is a time for giving …
Inside: … and receiving. Happy Holidays
Audio: Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.

These cards are available at as well as stores like Walmart.

Tipsters: Brittany, Marianne


  1. I received the first card in the mail today from my mom. It was a really great surprise, especially when the card started to talk. (Technology these days, right?) I have it proudly displayed on the table in my apartment for all visitors to see.

  2. I got the second one for my birthday (even though it’s a Christmas card…my family knows how much I love “The Office”), and the audio is Michael’s quote from Christmas Party: “Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.”

  3. Sweet. I’ll have to add that to my Hallmark “The Office” card collection. I’m still surprised they didn’t have them for Valentine’s Day.

  4. Awesome! I was looking for the perfect card to get my coworker for secret santa and he loves the office! It’s always nice to spread The Office joy anywhere you go!

  5. I saw these cards in Walgreens and I had to get them. Those audio clips are some of my all-time favorite quotes of Michael, especially the second one. Thanks for posting!

  6. I saw these at Walmart and had to get them! I’m giving one of them to a coworker who hosts out Thursday night “Office” Parties. :D

  7. WooHoo! Has anybody gotten these yet? I wonder if they’ve been put on the shelves yet. Keep us posted. I’ll call my local WalMarts.

  8. these are great! now i need to add “go to the hallmark store” onto my things to do list! lol

  9. Whatever happened to “Happy Birthday Jesus” on the outside, “Sorry Your Party Was So Lame” on the inside? :)

  10. I wonder what awesome, memorable lines Michael will have in this year’s Christmas episode? Oh….right. :(

  11. I refuse to buy these. I wonder if the writers aren’t getting their fair share when comes to these. So until that is cleared, I am not buying anything made from corporate NBC.

  12. I wish my family and friends would send one of these to me. But they do not want to encourage my Office obsession. The nerve! :)

    Maybe I’ll send one to myself. haha

  13. These are so great! But, it does make me sad again that there will be no new Christmas episode this season.

  14. I love these cards. But it got me wondering, does anybody know if there are “Office” ringtones? I’d love to have a quote… or maybe Dwight singing “Ryan started the fire” as my ringtone

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