Free Jenna Now!
Friday, August 29th, 2008 | 187 comments



Aug. 12

You thought Rainn Wilson was kidding when he hijacked Jenna Fischer’s MySpace page yesterday?
He is not.
Witness freejennanow.com — Rainn’s own blog to chronicle this horrific situation.
Important things to note:
- Video: He’ll be posting a video on FJN at
8pm10pm PT tonight. - Contest: send in a photo of all your ticket stubs from “The Rocker” movie for a chance to win a Rainn Wilson podcast! (Although why you would want to talk to him after his torture of poor Jenna is beyond me.)


Poor Rainn. The Rocker did however earn a 30% better grade on Rotten Tomatoes than Gigli did. So there’s a plus!
Poor Rainn! And Jenna. She will be missed. :/
That was very creepy.
I saw The Rocker today!!!! I was actually surprised that I liked it so much. It’s sad that it didn’t do too well at the box office :(
Well at least he has a sense of humor about the whole thing.
Since it hasn’t been totally officially posted, here’s the weekend recap for The Rocker’s debut:
1. Tropic Thunder – $16.2 million
2. *The House Bunny – $14.5
3. *Death Race – $12.6
4. The Dark Knight – $10.5
5. Star Wars: The Clone Wars – $5.6
6. The Pineapple Express – $5.4
7. Mirrors – $5 million
8. Mama Mia! – $4.3 million
9. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor – $4.1 million
10. *The Longshots – $4.1 million
11. Vicky Christina Barcelona – $3 million
12. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 – $2.8 million
12. *The Rocker – $2.6 million
* denotes debut at box-office
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.
Jessica-That was a fantasy video. If you watch it all the way through, there’s a disclaimer at the end about how we let America’s Sweetheart down and she wasn’t released. Jenna’s a good sport, IMO :)
Ha that’s pretty funny. I was watching to see how the Rocker would do on its opening weekend. I would have enjoyed this more if he didn’t previously post one of Jenna being released. Oops.
Clever Brian – if they can’t find the body, then it’s a victimless crime…..
I heard it only made 3.7 million on its opening weekend..not even close to the 18 million he wanted
What no more JAM? …Is there JELLY in the works? And if Phyllis joins the undead too…we could have BELLY too. I’ve got a million of them…oh now that I think about it…I only have two. Hey Darryl and Kelly make Delly (Delhi)…ahhh that’s not cool…it’s Diversity Day all over again. I Schruted it.
awww poor rainn. it’s nice he keeps a good sense of humor on this. how much did it make?
Oh and I thought he was keeping Jenna hostage until it made 18.7 mil. Right? wasn’t that why he said it was possible she’d be there until 2009?
oh well. you’ll get ‘em with Bonzai Shadowhands.
Is the smoking a reference to “Goodfellas,” maybe?
I love how his solution to everything is kidnapping people…
I love how the dog barked at the end! Don’t worry Rainn your movie was WAY better than Gigli, Pluto Nash, and that Ninja movie
“My horse has bone cancer.”
I love Rainn and B.J.
I like that he can keep a sense of humor about the whole thing.
Not liking the smoking all that much.
Poor Jenna… now she’s dead.
And apparently Rainn and brian smoke now. Yikes!
i saw it though, and it was very funny. I liked you, Rainn!
Save Phyllis Now!