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Writer: Lester Lewis, Director: Stephen Merchant
Summary (NBC): Dwight and Jim are shocked when they get the results of the annual customer survey report. Pam and Jim decide to spend every minute together using their bluetooth phones.
The Office Customer Survey extras
Writer Lester Lewis answers fan questions in the Customer Survey Q&A.
The Office Customer Survey rating
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The Office Customer Survey quotes
Dwight: Nothing can hurt you now. You’re a man in love!
Darryl: I’m not a big believer in therapy but, I’ll go into my own pocket to cover his co-pay.
Michael: Whenever I’m getting married, you don’t believe me.
Michael: Kelly Kapoor is our dusky, exotic customer service rep.
Michael: Sort of a Kapoor’s List. Schindler’s List parody. That’s not appropriate.
Jim: Pam’s a gold digger.
Jim and Pam: Sprinkle of cinnamon.
Michael: If I were joking, you’d be laughing. Do you look like you’re laughing?
Andy: Yo. Tommy Tuna.
Pam: Don’t give up Snoopy! That’s mine!
Pam: What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon?
Dwight: You’re an idiot.
Jim: There’s the charm.
Dwight: What do you think I am saying to you?!
Dwight: Get a friend, loser!
Andy: I found the best “tentist” on the East Coast.
Andy: Would you be able to do the same design, but with walls of gray?
Michael: Jim, they are poopy.
Michael: “Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant.”
Jim: I am Bill Buttlicker.
Michael: It’s a million dollar sale.
Andy: It has a bridal suite for my bridal sweet.
Angela: I don’t want to be married in a tent like a hobo.
Angela: Nana Mimi can’t be in canvas that long.
Andy: Done. And done-er.
Jim: The mob? Maybe NASA.
Kelly: You always say that. And I almost never know.
Kelly: You can’t just come into my nook and call me stupid.
Kelly: Dwight, get out of my nook!
Pam: That’s what she said! That’s what she said! That’s what she said!
Ryan: I don’t play the politics game anymore, Jim.
Pam: Right Dwight is loud.
Dwight: You juked the stats, cupcake.
Kelly: I love your tie, Michael.
Kelly: I lied, whatever.
Michael: I can’t tell you how much leftover guacamole I have ended up eating. Over the years.
Michael: Can you make yourself cry?
Jim: I want to talk to this guy. Put me in his ear.
Jim: He is into you.
Dwight: Is that the Matsuhashi B400? The world’s tiniest Bluetooth.
Dwight: This wedding is officially out of your hands.
Andy: You are gonna make us so happy.
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