Writer: Brent Forrester, Director: Randall Einhorn
Summary (NBC): Michael is ecstatic when David Wallace decides to send him on a business trip to Canada. Andy and Oscar become unlikely friends when Michael decides to bring them along on the trip.
The Office Business Trip extras
- Article: The Office goes north
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The Office Business Trip quotes
Michael: In Japan, you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment.
Michael: I have always been intrigued by all things international. The women, the pancakes, the man of mystery.
Michael: I am ashamed at your naked face.
Michael: You are now sexy in your culture.
Jim: Everyone here has just been so excited for me. And involved. And intrusive. And weird.
Michael: I think I am going to have a filet with mushroom sauce.
David: In terms of nightlife, when you get there, just ask the concierge.
Michael: Two are empty for souvenirs.
Dwight: Do you want to get robbed in a foreign country?
Michael: Welcome to Cribs — Business Class Edition.
Andy: Michael G. Scott, rolling like a pimp!
Michael: Do you have a bag of baby poop in there, too, to share with everybody?
Kelly: What are we doing, this is so wrong.
Andy: Follow moi, bro-sieur.
Michael: A concierge is the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha.
Pam: I-I hate computers.
Pam: Can you do another three months of this?
Michael: Concierge Marie. Michael Scott.
Andy: Those two dudes are as good as naked.
Andy: Beer me dos Long Island iced teas, s’il vous plaît. Bad decision in a glass.
Andy: A guy needs intercourse.
Andy: You will thank me when they spank thee.
Oscar: How could anyone stand that woman?
Andy: What is wrong with you?
Oscar: Why won’t you do Andy?
Andy: I want to take you to sex school.
Jim: How does everyone know already?
Dwight: Who is that, monkey?
Dwight: Last I checked, that’s not an office building in the Andromeda Galaxy.
Andy: Long Island iced teas are way stronger in Canada.
Andy: Get the whole nine ‘nards.
Andy: That was real?! — I thought I dreamed that.
Ryan: All you have to do is press “Send.”
Andy: She’s taking us back to first base.
Andy: I get to kiss her forehead.
Andy: Wingman for life. W.M.F.L.
Andy: You up for a chest bump? Bro hug?
Michael: The trip sucked, David. It blew chunks.
Michael: Why did you send her away? That was a really sucky thing to do.
Michael: I could be making more money as a doctor or a professional athlete.
Pam: I’m coming back the wrong way.
Jim: Welcome back.
Kelly: We’re back together again, baby.
Quotes from deleted scenes
Michael: In England, they say “hi!” In China, they say “hi-yaaaah!”
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