The Office: Happy Hour, 6.21

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The Office Happy Hour

Writer: B.J. Novak, Director: Matt Sohn

Summary (NBC): Michael gets kicked out of the bar when he whips out all the stops to impress a friend of Jim and Pam’s. Meanwhile, Andy and Erin do their best to keep their relationship under wraps. Dwight rethinks his pre-natal contract with Angela.

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The Office Happy Hour quotes

Michael: Anyone who does more than 25 pushups …
Dwight: … and one girl pushup …
Michael: … gets to go home!

Michael: Well it’s not exactly fair. He’s got all this weight that’s helping him go down.

Oscar: Yeah, we talked this morning and we talked at Christmas. So … a little momentum there.

Darryl: Look, just be straight with me, man. You can be gay with Matt, just be straight with me.

Phyllis: I love going to bars with Bob. I tend to wear something low-cut, get men to flirt with me, and Bob beats them up. What?

Jim: I gotta tell you, this baby is amazing. She gets me out of everything. And I, and I love her. I also love her very much.

Erin: Talk to me that way again, and I’ll cut your face off!

Kevin: When a new mom hears a baby cry, her you-know-whats fill up with you-know-what. And then her shirt gets … you know. That would be funny.

Isabel: A girl like me is why a guy like you comes to a place like this.

Dwight: I love repartee.
Isabel: Do you?
Dwight: Usually means there’s a battle scene coming.

Julie: He doesn’t act like a boss at all. If I had a boss like that, we’d never get anything done.

Hide: My brother, good head, bad heart. Good head, bad heart.

Michael: Hi, I’m Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Dwight: Universal donor.
Isabel: Mm-hmm.

Dwight: Height, advantage Isabel. Birthing hips, advantage Isabel. Remaining child-bearing years, advantage Isabel. Legal obligation, advantage Angela.

Isabel: You are amazing at this. How did you get so good?
Dwight: Whacking moles.

Bouncer: We got a problem?
Michael: Yes. Homelessness.

Michael: I’ve written all of it. In my head. If you’re really interested, it is called “Somehow I Manage.”

Michael: Read it? I own it.

Andy: What movie? Black Snake Moan?

Andy: This is not what I want my relationship to look like.

Andy: Hi ladies and gentleman, my name is Andrew Bernard and I’ve been on two dates with Erin Hannon, and they went well. And there will probably be more. Thank you.

Andy: I’m a total drama queen.

Hide: My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

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