W: Aaron Shure, D: Randall Einhorn
Summary (NBC): A request by Jim leaves Michael feeling insecure and defensive. Meanwhile, Pam deals with the guest list for the wedding, and Dwight convinces Toby to investigate Darryl’s worker’s comp claim.
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Michael: In your experience, what should I be expecting, in terms of sensation. Or emotions. Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me? Or for Dr. Chaundry? My main concern is should I have a safe word?
Michael: Once in awhile, one of the Amigos will go off to the bathroom while the other two have a secret meeting.
Pam: Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.
Michael: If you’re lying to me, right now, Pam, your baby is gonna come out a liar. That’s how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk.
Pam: Please don’t talk about my breast milk.
Dwight: How did the ladder end up on top of you if you fell off of it?
Dwight: I didn’t know we were in Communist Sweden.
Dwight: “Y’all having birthday cake?”
Toby: I am a fan of the hard-boiled detective novel. “I’ll punch you in the mush, see?”
Michael: Catch you guys on the flippity-flop.
Kelly: So jealous of your boobs.
Pam: People have to decide if they want to come to our wedding … or have to work.
Andy: It’s a total mind-effer.
Andy: “Hey Andy, let’s go visit Grandma, and then get drunk together, haha.”
Michael: I say go for the airtight plan.
Andy: If I may be so bold, it’s a lot of fun to let the goldfish take a little swim in the blue cheese. Bon appetit.
Dwight: I’m rebuilding a turn of the century steam engine in my slaughterhouse.
Toby: You gonna eat all that dog food yourself?
Ryan: I once had a glass of cognac that cost $77.
Ryan: Yes. I’m coming to your wedding.
Michael: Permission to speak on the record.
Michael: Jim is like Big Bird. He is tall and yellow and very nice.
Michael: Big Bird doesn’t make the tough decisions.
Michael: I’d have to talk to my mother and my guy at H&R Block.
Jim: I didn’t tell Michael because … I thought he’d try to help.
Michael: I can’t help but feel partially responsible.
Michael: Well we did talk about how handsome you are.
Michael: Did you know that Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy?
Jim: I tried to keep Michael in the dark. I should have known that he can do just as much damage in the dark.
Dwight: We thought that she was you.
Darryl: Why would you think a lady is me?
Dwight: Are you, are you serious? Because you look exactly alike? Am I the only one? Are you getting this?
Michael: That file had been falsified. Toby Flenderson is doing drugs.
Dwight: I would like to file an official complaint to Corporate because Darryl lied on an official form.
David: Co-manager and co-manager.
Michael: Jim Halpert, welcome.
Meredith: I’ll just have whatever’s fanciest, unless there’s ribs.
Angela: Pam, my bag was there.
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