OfficeTally Tagline Contest, 2009


  • Submit a tagline by adding a comment to this post.
  • Taglines must be, at most, 60 characters. Characters include letters, numbers, spaces, punctuation marks, everything.
  • The tagline must be about OfficeTally. You can think of a tagline this way: if the word “OfficeTally” were on the front of a t-shirt, what would it say on the back?
  • Your tagline must relate to Season 5 or events that have occurred in the past year (set visit, Office Fan Tours, etc).
  • One entry per person.
  • You must provide a valid email address and live in the U.S.

Examples of taglines

For examples of taglines, see some of last year’s awesome entries.


  • I’ll pick my favorite taglines to display in the quote randomizer, and they will display until Season 6 starts (September 17).
  • Of the taglines that are selected for rotation, my favorite tagline will receive a Creed Bobblehead! (Courtesy of the NBC Office Store.)

Important dates

  • Sat. August 22, 11pm PT: Deadline to submit entries.
  • Sun. August 23: Selected entries start appearing live!
  • Mon. August 24: Prizewinner announced.

Give me your wit. You might get Creed in return. It’s a win-win-win!


  1. Where there’s no limit to the number of cheese puffs you can throw at someone’s face.


    Like laying on the beach eating hotdogs…it’s all I’ve ever wanted!

  3. Where it’s completely natural to get proposed to by a gas station, in the rain.

  4. Tanster, I’m really sorry, but I just realized that I messed up in wording my post. My first post (#26) is:

    “One of the few sites who recognize cat maternity.”

    But I meant to write:

    “One of the few sites that recognizes cat maternity.”

    I hope you can change this, thanks!

  5. Where you won’t get hit in the face with a pee-filled balloon.

  6. Where creating the best Office fansite leads you to landing a cameo role in the season finale.

  7. Bringing you The Office news…while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.

  8. Thought I had already posted, but now I don’t see it… must have done it wrong?

    Office Tally: Wanna hear a lie? This site is the worst!

  9. Tanster, I know you will delete this, but I just wanted to say sorry for the multiple post! My computer is acting weird! Hope you had a great weekend!

  10. When I discovered OfficeTally, I didn’t work for 5 days.

    (from when Michael discovers YouTube in Business Ethics)

  11. It’s sort of hard to describe, but really it’s a coming together, for people who have addictions.

  12. TallyHeads: We’re really tight. We’re like the Kardashians.

    Officetally: We thrive under a lack of accountability.

  13. Dear Diary,
    Just got back from Office Tally, Tanster almost everwhere, JAM almost everywhere.

    (Dear Diary,
    Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere.)

  14. Dear Diary,
    Just got back from Office Tally, Tanster almost everywhere, Jam almost everywhere.

    (Dear Diary, Just got back from Jamaica, Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere)

  15. OfficeTally.Com:
    Note: Website no longer in use by the Korean Hallelujah Church of Scranton.

  16. I know its from Season 2 but I missed the last contest:


    Without it, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.

  17. Officetally: more agressive about The Office than the dominant turkey during mating season

  18. Sorry Tanster! I just realized my earlier post had too many characters. Here is my revised one:

    Officetally; More agressive than the dominant turkey during mating season

  19. (Tanster- sorry, didn’t see it had to do with Season 5!)

    Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s time for some OfficeTally, and maybe some spoilers too!

  20. Sorry, I just relaized mine was over the character limit. My new one:

    What does one fiance plus one lover equal? Answer: one Tally.

  21. Aww… someone already submitted mine…can i change it to:

    It’s a cafe disco.

  22. This entry is to replace #131 (since not Season 5):

    The site for Office Geeks…Boom!Roasted!!

  23. Office Tally
    We’ve solved the case of the beet bandit. (Mose in socks.)

  24. Officetally: Where burning your foot on a George Forman Grill really isn’t a bad thing.

  25. OfficeTally

    It’s exhausting, being this vigilant. I’ll probably have to go home early today.

  26. OfficeTally: Where soon could mean anything. Soon could be three weeks. So, come back soon.

  27. Where you must always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.

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