1. “Wash hands thoroughly after handling Princess Unicorn.
    -Do not play with Princess Unicorn if you are allergic to lead based paint.
    -The spike on Princess Unicorn is incredibly sharp, so Princess Unicorn can pierce the sky. It can also pierce your skin. Handle with care”

    HAHA! priceless!


    Dwight better stock up on those shirts because they’re gonna be selling like beet wine.

  3. haha that is so funny! The testimonials are the best part. I see Michael, Dwight, Andy and even Big Tuna have commented on the toy.

  4. Ha, this is so great!!! I want a t-shirt for Christmas!!!

    I left a “testimonial.”

  5. 10 bucks says nbc.com starts selling dunder mifflin shot glasses by next week. unless they already do. in which case, i am a psychic.

  6. Check out page 11 on the testimonials. Someone posted as Sarah Palin and it’s pretty funny. (at least to me anyway)

  7. wow when i read this entry i thought it was going to be an update to the andy/angela wedding page…

  8. The text on the site is actually really clever! (A huge improvement over Angela’s fake wedding site.) Thank you, Office writers, for the treat :)

    PS- I wanted to submit this to Digg but someone beat me to it: link

  9. That was definitely unexpected… I have to say that I’m happy Andy wasn’t in the room when Phyllis decided to spout off. That would have been WAY too sad. I think the other employees already had an idea about what was going on [like Jim said], so the fact that Andy didn’t have to find out was nice.

  10. #14 – actually there is an update tonight on the wedding site! The Ceremony! Poor Andy still oblivious :(

  11. I am so excited to finally choose a name for my office tally comments. Thanks you, Princess Unicorn!

  12. I love the testimonials:

    I wish I was Princess Unicorn.
    – Kelly Kapoor

    The people from Toys-For-Tots were very excited to get it.
    – Toby F.

  13. Love Creed’s photo..and Toby’s testimonial! Wonderful idea, and great entertainment until January 15!

  14. As I was looking at the Princess Unicorn site my 6 yr old walked by, she froze and said “Wow! Mom that is a COOL Barbie! She is a princess and a unicorn!”


    Then as I went to get her little sister out of the high chair I found her at the computer staring at princess unicorn. She’s sold!

    Before she could ask for one for Christmas I broke the news that she wasn’t real.

    LOL! She made my morning!

  15. This was hysterical! Definitely the best thing about last night’s episode. #12 ThatsWhatISaid — awesome picture!

  16. I think the fact that the writers had to create a fake product and a fake catch phrase exemplifies why this show isn’t rooted in reality anymore. This isn’t 30 Rock — so I was a bit surprised when an obviously fake product was introduced as a laugh. The Office I knew would’ve found something that existed within our culture. Very disappointing.

  17. 28, Jon-

    This site was created as an addendum to the joke, not to make the original joke work.

    In addition, creating their own toy only led to one joke: Michael knowing the tagline. Everything else, from Dwight stockpiling, to customers buying them, to Toby and Darryl’s interaction could apply to any toy. Creating their own just gave the writer’s unlimited leeway potential, and probably saved a few bucks.

  18. #28.

    Serenity by Jan. Dunder Mifflin. These are all fake, it’s TV. If they were to replace ‘Princess Unicorn’ with Barbie, then it’s nothing more than Product Placement.

    I’d rather them make up a funny toy to make me laugh, then get paid to place products in their show to try and get me to buy them.

  19. Does anyone know if they are actually selling princess unicorns? It’s not in the shop section. seriously, though. best. gift. ever. ha

    [from tanster: no they aren’t. sorry!]

  20. Barbie doesn’t stand a chance this Christmas!
    I’m trading in the Wii I bought for one of these!
    Tickle Me Elmo never knew a mad rush like
    this horny babe!

  21. Even after trying to explain to my five-year-old that it’s all a joke, she declared, “I want to have one!”

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