Writer: Justin Spitzer, Director: Claire Scanlon
Summary (NBC): Andy returns to the office to quite a shock — Andy returns from his romantic quest to find his manhood in jeopardy. As he and Nellie duke it out over the manager’s chair, co-workers share unwelcome advice on how to… perform. Meanwhile, Kelly is torn between the perfect man and not-so-perfect Ryan. Guest stars: Catherine Tate, Sendhil Ramamurthy.
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The Office Angry Andy quotes
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Phyllis: Everybody’s being so nice to me today, I’m really happy being here.
Andy: What happened to ol’ Salty?
Dwight: Nellie let me bobblize him. His name is now Captain Mutato.
Dwight: I’ve written quite a bit of X-Men fan fiction. Captain Mutato is half man, half mermaid. So he can fight crime as a man, and make love as a mermaid. Most of my writing involves the latter.
Ryan: Also, little tip, never shake the baby.
Ryan: Her new boyfriend seems awesome. If you’re into Indian people. I’m not.
Ryan: I’d rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?
Robert: Buffett operates the same way.
Erin: Hey, we’re going to have a nice, hot date.
Erin: I was definitely not my normal sexy self.
Ryan: All I remember is how pretty you looked taking those pictures of me.
Erin: I don’t know what the technical term is. Penial. Softiosis.
Dwight: Washington Monument. Eiffel Tower.
Kelly: He pointed to my latte and he said, “Kelly, that will be the color of our children.”
Dwight: A good informer doesn’t judge what’s worth passing on.
Nellie: I just wanted to take the man’s job, not his manhood.
Nellie: “Take a man’s job, but leave him his balls.” Margaret Thatcher said that. Probably. Don’t know. Don’t read. Didn’t see the movie.
Creed: How old? Jinx, buy me some coke.
Gabe: Erin doesn’t even like sex. Remember? You said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.
Creed: Haven’t heard any complaints. Wouldn’t care if I did.
Gabe: They say prostate stimulation can help.
Dwight: You know my rectal-electro-ejaculator is rated for bovine use only, but I could let you rent it.
Toby: HR’s a joke. I can’t do anything about anything.
Nellie: Small, bigger, biggest. Sexual innuendo not intentional.
Andy: Dad, go to hell, I’m taller than you!
Darryl: He does not like that wall.
Erin: Maybe we’ll get sent to anger management together.
Ryan: That’s your opinion and it’s her opinion, but it’s not my opinion.
Nate: Just having known you a short time, Brian, I prefer Ravi.
Ryan: Our love scares them. It screws up their cookie cutter world.
Jim: It’s good to see Kelly maturing.
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