Writer: Mindy Kaling, Director: Randall Einhorn
Summary (NBC): Michael puts “golden tickets” into packages of paper for clients to redeem for discounts. Andy, Jim, and Pam give Kevin differing advice on wooing a woman.
The Office Golden Ticket rating
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The Office Golden Ticket quotes
Michael: Buddha this bread for me, won’t you?
Jim: The KGB will wait for no one.
Dwight: It’s true.
Michael: It’s probably the best idea anybody has ever had.
Michael: It is my responsibility, as manager of this branch, to profiligate great ideas.
Kevin: I’m a textbook over-thinker.
Andy: You can’t let a girl feel good about herself. It will backfire on you.
Darryl: Were the boxes near each other?
Michael: What is a pallet?
Pam: He’s not back from the civil rights rally.
Pam: “An Obama fashion show.” Whatever that … is.
Pam: “Trapped in an oil painting.” I’m going to save that one.
Michael: It is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.
Creed: That’s not why.
Pam: He’s having a colonoscopy.
Michael: Why do you have a diary?
Dwight: To keep secrets from my computer.
Andy: Don’t touch her, don’t talk to her, don’t look at her.
Michael: I want you to fall on your sword for me.
Michael: I have an idea for a fancy men’s shoe store called Shoe La La.
David: This is huge.
Dwight: That’s what she said.
Dwight: Apology rejected.
Jim: This meeting sounds like it’s Wonka fans only.
Dwight: Horse Boat. A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down. Horse Boat!
Michael: I do want the credit without any of the blame.
David: Pam, do me a favor, don’t send me those notes. I am gone.
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