Writers: Halsted Sullivan and Warren Lieberstein, Director: Jesse Peretz
Summary (NBC): Dwight and Angela compete in an office-wide paper airplane contest with a cash prize. Local talent agent Carla Fern helps Andy with his first acting role in an industrial film. Jim and Pam try to use new skills they have learned in couples counseling. Guest star: Roseanne Barr.
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The Office Paper Airplane quotes
Manually transcribed by tanster :)
Clark: Hope you got some sleep, because I am going to be hot in your nightmares tonight.
Dwight: Airstream Deluxe A4. The Cadillac of paper.
Pam: I didn’t see you! You should have yelled “crossing”!
Andy: Next thing you know, I’m in “Moneyballs 2.”
Andy: I need to find more colors. Let’s do it six more times.
Toby: You wanted to see the gooey eye.
Andy: I am so freaked out by things going into eyes.
Toby: It’s getting gooier, so we’ll just do it later!
Pam: I appreciate that you appreciate that.
Jim: We’re supposed to call everything we don’t want to do, opportunities.
Andy: Who’s Carla Fern? Well, she’s my agent, my drill sergeant, and one of my best friends.
Angela: I had a chance with Dwight, but I didn’t take it. And if I went back now, when I’m broke, and he just inherited a farm, I’d be one of those gold digging tramps you read about that try to bag a farmer.
Dwight: Let’s be honest, when it came to manured fields, Angela was, at best, indifferent.
Erin: Growing up in an orphanage, you have to fight other kids. For everything. Snacks. Pillows. Parents.
Erin: I once ripped greedy Susan’s pigtail right off her head. Just for a handful of Crispix.
Carla: I made them get you a chair. All my clients sit.
Movie crew member: We just need a picture of the top of your head in case we burn some of your hair off.
Nellie: We now have two creatures great and small, Kevin and Angela.
Kevin: This is flatter.
Angela: Was Dwight rooting for me? Hmm. I hadn’t noticed.
Kevin: I’m going to keep making planes until one of them flies. Like Wilbur and Orville Redenbacher.
Pam: To speak my truth, I switched to coffee in March. There’s a new espresso machine.
Pete: Erin! Erin! Relax.
Esther: I plucked the chickens extra fast, ’cause I knew I was seeing you tonight.
Dwight: I like a little feather in my nuggets.
Andy: I’m not comfortable doing my own stunts. I’ll get nude if you want me to, I’ll go full Lena Dunham.
Darryl: Hold up, I’m looking at my spit in the microscope.
Nellie: It’s time for a little T and A.
Esther: Is there a reason that we’re excited for that little woman?
Darryl: I believe… I want to go home.
Pam: Is that your truth, Jim? That’s really your truth?
Jim: Guess I will swallow my truth.
Clark: Are you guys high? Because if so, to speak my truth, I would appreciate the sacrifice of including me in some hits off your kind buds.
Pam: My heart just feels so… blocked up.
Carla: Kid can act!
Angela: Don’t you dare tank this.
Creed: Two grand, huh. I know a guy who can turn that into eight hundred dollars. Hint, it’s me.
Jim’s brother Tom: Love suffers long, and is kind. It is not proud. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, and endures all things. Love never fails. And now these three remain. Faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love.
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