Writer: Tim McAuliffe, Director: Jennifer Celotta
Summary (NBC): Everyone in the office is excited when promos start running on TV for the documentary. Dwight makes Angela jealous when he starts dating a brussel sprout farmer. Meanwhile Jim has a big meeting with Major League baseball player, Ryan Howard. Guest star: Ryan Howard.
The Office Promos extras
- The documentary promo (The Office: An American Workplace, Nine nights in May”) includes a logo for WVIA, which is the real-life PBS affiliate for Scranton/Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.
- Well, that went well.
The Office Promos rating
In a poll conducted April 4-8, 2013, Tallyheads rated this episode: 8.08/10
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The Office Promos quotes
Meredith: Just ignore her. Soon or later, she’ll finish.
Pam: She’s listening to ‘Fifty Shades of Gray.’
Andy: Well, there you go. That’s muy caliente.
Dwight: It’s okay, guys. She’s no longer horny.
Angela: Dwight is dating a brussel sprout farmer named Esther.
Kevin: What’s going on? Did Gangnam Style put out a new song?
Kevin: Go to the bathroom for 45 minutes, everything changes.
Kevin: This is a documentary? I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo.
Clark: You fell in love with that hair? Really? Yikes. That is awful.
Ryan Howard: Eat fresh.
Andy: Internet, calm down!
Dwight: Did I tell you about her teeth?
Erin: Dwight, you have some guests. I think they’re from the forest, where we harvest our paper.
Dwight: Ah, the Bruegger family, welcome!
Esther’s dad: Fine office you have here. Sturdy walls.
Angela: I guess men find Esther attractive. I mean if there are chubby chasers, then there are men that like that… thing.
Ryan Howard: It’s called playing the subtext.
Jim: Space dust. Okay.
Kevin: Are there documentary groupies?
Andy: Of course there are!
Kevin: What’s that mean in Danish? Cool Guy?
Oscar: Dumpster Man.
Kevin: Cool. Super hero.
Meredith: I show ’em when I wanna show ’em.
Andy: We are killing it online!
Andy: We’re Internet sensations, guys!
Esther’s sister: You would be a great one to buy an auger with.
Andy: I’m about to lose my freakin’ mind!
Andy: Screw you, TexasPoonTappa!
Dwight: No woman would ever want a man who doesn’t know what an auger is.
Pam: It’s like we were in love, we didn’t even know we were in love.
Brian: They’ve got parabolic mikes, they can pick you up a hundred yards away.
Pam: So we’ve basically had no privacy for ten years.
Jim: Together, we will win this baseball game against the evil Space Yankees.
Ryan Howard: They kiss. It is super emotional. Like in ‘Toy Story.’
Ryan Howard: Another thing. I’m going to need you to get me the rights to Darth Vader.
Clark: A Scranton 9. But you know, point taken.
Clark: Let’s go out tonight and just score a couple of 4s. There are no games with 4s.
Esther: You didn’t think I was just tractor bait, did you?
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