The Office: Koi Pond, 6.08

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 | 171 comments

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W: Warren Lieberstein and Halsted Sullivan, D: Reggie Hudlin

Summary (NBC): It’s Halloween and the office plans a “Haunted House” for the children in the community. And at an important business meeting, Michael falls into a koi pond. Meanwhile, Pam and Andy go cold calling to drum up more sales.

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Favorite quotes

Michael: Join your gangster pumpkin on his pallet truck of doom.

Darryl: This is a surgery with an octopus and a burn victim.

Darryl: Label yourselves or take what you get.

Jim: Yes, I am the popular social networking site known as BookFace.

Michael: Why is Christmas the only holiday that can have a message?

Michael: Who wants candy?

Michael: I can’t believe it’s yogurt.

Michael: Why would you date an amateur when you could date a professional?

Michael: Let me go get your stroller.

Michael: This is not the phone, this is real life, baby, and you gotta own it.

Jim: He’s trying to micro co-manage me. Or … co-micromanage me.

Andy: Now my head hurts. Feels like I held in a sneeze.

Meredith: I don’t think it rained. My hip would be throbbing.

Andy: Looks like somebody’s got a case of the “definitelys.”

Oscar: Did Michael fall into a koi pond?

Michael: I’m not going to bump, and it was not hilarious.

Jim: Truthfully, it wasn’t the way he fell in, it was how long it took him to get out.

Andy: My girlfriend, on a scale of 1 to Gisele, uh, a 9.

Andy: We put our baby in Pam. It doesn’t matter what Pam looks like.

Stanley: Michael, don’t listen to them. You just ignore their carping.

Dwight: They’re mocking you with wordplay!

Creed: Hey boss, did you find Nemo?

Oscar: Don’t you mean, ‘Koi Story’?

Phyllis: When you fell in, did you flounder?

Michael: I’m not usually the butt of the joke. I’m usually the face of the joke.

Michael: Who here has been koi ponded?

Andy: I love to dance …
Pam: … I love to watch him dance!

Phyllis: So now you’re comparing yourself to a cute, tiny animal?

Creed: Who’s your worm guy?

Andy: Omigosh, like a little magical foot just high-fived me!

Andy: Message received, little soybean.

Jim: I am a big, stupid goofball.

Michael: I should wear a snorkel to the next business meeting I go to.

Kevin: Enjoying your nut?

Andy: Going by the Nard Dog curve, I’d say we nailed it!

Andy: I gotta get my goin’ out on.

Kevin: No, use QuickTime. Trust me, I’ve done this.

Jim: It’s a killer new dance move.

Dwight: Jim is my enemy, but it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. So actually Jim is my enemy. But …

Michael: Jim is jealous of me? Jim is jealous of me.

Erin: He’s like the coolest person I’ve ever met.

Pam: I actually do mean Marlon Wayans. Yeah.

Rating

In a poll conducted October 29-November 2, Tallyheads rated this episode: 7.75/10

171 comments

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  1. 171. George  

    And Andy and Pam were amazing too. They went from being mistaken as a married couple to having people think they are a married couple. All because of Pam’s pregnancy. They played nice.


  2. 170. George  

    I loved the way the office buddies make fun of Michael. And the “Do Not Mock” list.


  3. 169. Tiffany  

    I just saw this article on MSN.

    Link

    Suicide prevention groups “worry that the graphic depiction of Carell struggling in a hangman’s noose might encourage mentally ill people to take their own lives.”

    I think they may be overreacting a little.


  4. 168. christine drozd  

    enjoyed the episodes w/ linda purl. would watch regularly if she appeared regularly.


  5. 167. nard dog  

    awesome episode…pam is so big!


  6. 166. Duncan-Morgan  

    [200-word limit]


  7. 165. eastcoast_girl  

    Really liked this one…funny, but showed so much vulnerability from Michael and Andy. I like that Jim and Pam aren’t so perfect, but human and do things they regret later.


  8. 164. Dean12  

    I thinks it’s clear that Jim/Pam have a strong enough relationship that they don’t need to be fooling around or whatever. so it really doesn’t matter.


  9. 163. Lexie  

    “I wish Jim would have fallen into the koi pond…damn, he’d still look good!”

    Also, love that Jim said exactly the right thing to get back on Michael’s good side :)


  10. 162. Michelle  

    I just spent like five minutes trying to figure out what it said under Erin’s name on the white board… I think it said “orphan.” Lol!


  11. 161. Molly  

    Did anyone notice that under Ryan’s name on the white board it said “Kelly”? LOL! Ryan regrets Kelly and doesn’t want to be mocked about her, haha!


  12. 160. beeslyrules  

    Hilarious episode. It looks like Pam doesn’t like Erin’s by-the-book approach to the D-M receptionist job. Also, Erin respects Michael. Pam had little to no respect for Michael and would often manipulate him. The Pam/Andy scenes were great. Impressive comedic acting by Helms and Fischer. Michael’s over-sharing when he was attempting to poke fun at himself was both hilarious and heart-breaking. “I’m a la-hooooo-ser!!” Great acting by Carell. Also, I hope Erin and The Nard Dog get together soon. They would make a great couple. Season 6 has been very strong thus far.


  13. 159. Kennedy  

    that was such a hilarious episode. i just wish there was more halloween. watch the deleted scenes on nbc.com – there is the FULL security tape video of the koi pond incident.

    ps. for those of you who miss pam and jim fooling around, i think it’ll start happening again after the baby


  14. 158. thephoenixlord  

    Having watched it about five times now (…) I really would’ve enjoyed an episode revolving around Michael making plans to turn the warehouse into a haunted house. Just look at all the stuff there, it looks like just as much of a project as Casino Night! THAT would’ve been a much better idea for an episode.

    Don’t get me wrong though, I still liked this episode. But it could’ve been done later in the season to make room for the Haunted House plot.


  15. 157. DaNiELiTo  

    Oh and also “Gangsta Pumpkin”!
    Hahahahahahahahaha


  16. 156. DaNiELiTo  

    Great episode!

    ♥ Andy & Erin,
    ♥ sittin’ in a tree!
    ♥ K, I, S, S,
    ♥ I, N, G


  17. 155. Big Tuna  

    I felt okay about this episode. It falls somewhere in the middle for me personally. When Kevin told Erin that he would kill her, I was cracking up. Michael had a couple of memorable lines “Damn it, he would still look good” sticks out in my mind. I, like a lot of people, think Erin is being integrated really well. I’m sure it’s been a challenge, as it is hard to incorporate new characters in any show, but also because she’s filling in for Pam, a much loved receptionist. It wasn’t my favorite of the season, but much better than Mafia.


  18. 154. nate  

    I feel for Andy, I really do, but I think him with Erin would be weird. Don’t get me wrong, I want him to be with someone…just not Erin. She just seems too young.


  19. 153. Phil  

    The whole ‘office vs Jim’ thing is getting old. I miss Jim and Pam hanging out and joking around. Obviously they have both stepped up to more challenging jobs now so it’s not gonna be like that anymore, but I still miss it.

    If Erin is an orphan it would explain her compulsive need for her peer’s approval.


  20. 152. Foot Money  

    Lol, did anyone notice that Meredith was using the America’s Got Talent mug she got at Kelly’s party in the break room?

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