W: Mindy Kaling, D: Marc Webb
Summary (NBC): The office is eager to welcome Sabre CEO Jo Bennett to Scranton, and are dazzled by her Southern ways. But when Jo finds out there are two branch managers, she says either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman. Meanwhile, Andy’s Valentine’s Day plan backfires. Guest stars: Kathy Bates, Zach Woods.
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The Office The Manager and the Salesman quotes
Michael: Hello, Vancouver, this is Michael Scott calling from the United States of America.
Dwight: Could it be under ‘affirmation’? — ’cause you have thousands of those.
Michael: I have always heard that British Columbia is a very nice place, but I am not getting that from this conversation.
Michael: She bought us sight unseen, like a mail order bride.
Michael: I mean, are we ugly? Are we smart? Are we cool? Are we too cool? Do we speak English?
Jo: I kept the Mrs. just to piss off the new wife.
Jo: They love a good crotch!
Dwight: I am treating you the same as a man, for whom I would also not stand. Unless it was the president. Or Judge Judy.
Jo: Who’s this tall drink of sun tea?
Andy: Got some valentine’s cards for my co-workers and my bro-workers.
Meredith: I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don’t try to cut my throat.
Michael: I don’t know how things work in Florida, which, from your description sounds like a colorful, lawless swamp.
Jo: Now this is knucklehead talk.
Jo: You can’t give me gravy and tell me it’s jelly ’cause gravy ain’t sweet!
Michael: Where I’m from, there’s two kinds of folk. Those who ain’t, and those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?
Jo: I’m a breast cancer survivor, close personal friends with Nancy Pelosi, and Truman Capote and I slept with three of the same guys.
Andy: It’s Roger Federer for Men.
Jo: Chop chop, little onion.
Michael: I can’t even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis. And vice versa.
Jim: With all due respect to this job, I think I’m definitely in it for the money. And quite honestly, the women.
Michael: Oh that is my favorite ocean! I love it!
Michael: Manuel who?
Michael: You can take the man out of the salesman, but you can’t take the sales out of salesman.
Michael: Have fun signing my commission checks, boss.
Dwight: Bobcat, this is Dragon.
Dwight: I wish I had a lair.
Ryan: Did you see Saw?
Dwight: Of course I see-saw. Mose and I see-saw all the time.
Michael: Who should I call with my magic sales fingers?
Dwight: Why don’t you just let me handle the Tolkien references, okay, dumb jock?
Erin: A spinning brain is a working brain.
Kelly: I know, obsessed with me much?
Erin: That girl can sing and dance and gets all of her clothes at the mall.
Dwight: He’s molesting people via the Internet.
Michael: I am going to Google sulfur maps.
Dwight: Michael, it’s Phyllis.
Michael: No, this is geological.
Andy: It’s not ’cause of the smell, I’m just expecting a nosebleed.
Kelly: I didn’t see you. And you were there all along.
Meredith: Believe me, if I got that card, we’d be in the bathroom doing it right now.
Michael: It’s just a farty dirt patch.
Michael: I wish we had one of those amnesia flashlights from ‘Men In Black.’
Jo: You two are grown-ass men.
Jo: Finish walking my dogs for me. And don’t ride them. A lot of people try to ride them.
Andy: Yours in professionalism, Nard Dog.
Kelly: Do you realize how hard that makes me like you, Andy?
Dwight: New record … low.
Ryan: Jim dug his own grave. But maybe we provided … the shovel.
Dwight: It is beet vodka, and it is delicious.
Ryan: I’m not interested in anything I have to make myself!
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