“Toast to JAM” Contest: Winners

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Toast to JAM!

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UPDATE: with over 1,600 votes cast, here are the winners of OfficeTally’s Toast to JAM Contest!

Congratulations, winners! Watch your inbox for an email from me.

Thanks again to EVERYONE who entered! It was amazing to see all the heart and soul poured into your entries.

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  1. I really liked all of them, but I voted for Bill Buttlicker cause he thought of those original talking heads that were actually pretty funny and seemed like things the characters would say.

    “I have 20 kids, I name them all Michael, but I give them code names. Like, Michael….. and Mike….. and 18 others”

  2. Those were great but 3 definitely stuck out. Can “Ampay” get some sort of honorable mention gift. That was awesome. It would have been in my top 3 for sure.

  3. Wow! What awesome videos! I wish I would have done one, but I don’t think I could have come up with anything nearly as wonderful as my favorites from Bill Buttlicker, Colleen, Delegate from Iceland and lastly the one my vote goes to, JMJ! She was super great, really made me laugh.

  4. What a tough decision!! I really wish we could vote for more than one. I absolutely love the abundance of musical tributes – 2 hot guys writing and singing songs about Jim and Pam? Yes please!!

  5. Andrea, Bill Buttlicker, JMJ! Way to go everybody. So much creativity–these were funny & enjoyable to see. Hope the cast gets a big kick out of them. Tanster, I’m also campaigning for some kinda somethin’ for Ampay, she was HI-LARIOUS and would’ve had one of my votes for sure. :)

  6. Good job, everyone! I really loved the musical tributes and the many references to specific events and episodes from most of the entries. I went with Andrea (adorable kids, nice costumes and good references) and the great in-character offerings from Bill Buttlicker and Colleen. Good luck to the contestants, and I hope everyone enjoys the show on Thursday night!

  7. These were all wonderful and so much fun to watch! I really admire everyone’s creativity (and wish I had some)! Special shout out to Ampay—that was hilarious!

  8. Great job, guys! These were all wonderful but I especially enjoyed Junior and Delegate from Iceland. Congrats to you all!

  9. Mindy’s made me want to cry, and Andrea’s was hilarious– when the little boy raises up his hands to match the high notes– haha! ALL of you guys did such a good job! Thanks for representing us Tallyheads so beautifully!

    [from tanster: nicely said, brigette! i completely agree.]

  10. “Some things were meant to be, they’re special like a ham!”????!!!??!? I am still laughing! Was that a line from an episode that I just somehow don’t remember or is that kid just a genius? And Andrea – your kids, and your singing computer – AMAZING! and the character impersonations….all done by the same butt-licker…..wow. I …wow. There are no words.
    THANKS for this, Tanster! I can’t wait for Thursday!

    [from tanster: yes, “special like a ham” refers to a line from the show! tallyheads, which episode is it from and in what context? :) ]

  11. I think it was Valentine’s Day…Dwight asking Pam about what he should get his girlfriend for V-day!
    She says it should be something special to let her know you care…
    So Dwight asks, “Like a ham?”
    And Pam responds, “No…not like a ham…”

    [from tanster: that’s it! :) i don’t know, if someone gave me a ham, i’d feel pretty special.]

  12. Definitely Delegate from Iceland. And I have no idea what Andrea’s kids are saying but they are pretty cute. Delegate from Iceland is the clear front runner for me- very funny and creative.

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