Writer: Charlie Grandy, Director: Rainn Wilson
Summary (NBC): Andy takes a road trip to change his life — Andy makes a life altering decision and drives across the country to get Erin. Meanwhile, Nellie shows up in Scranton and tries to claim the manager position. Guest star: Catherine Tate.
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The Office Get The Girl quotes
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Pam: Everybody, the balloon is falling!
Kevin: When that went up there, I had hair like Rapunzel.
All: Kill the balloon! Kill the balloon!
Nellie: Do you call that a King James breakfast pie?
Toby: Welcome. I’m Tony.
Nellie: If the seat is open, the job is open. It’s how I came to briefly race a Formula One car. The three slowest laps ever recorded.
Erin: Listen to me. Bragging away.
Andy: My heart is my map.
Andy: Thanks a lot, B.P.
Robert: Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.
Jim: What is going on? And where’s Andy? And what is going on?
Irene: Where’s the ring, Lancelot?
Nellie: Hey, this is messed up, bro! Who is this weird lady?
Nellie: I’m very good at intuiting names. Is it… Chumbo?
Robert: Kevin ate someone’s lunch, Phyllis has a new necklace, who is this woman?
Glen: Erin, you really nailed the hot dogs today.
Erin: You didn’t even stop to pee? Gross.
Dwight: Those who can’t farm, farm celery.
Dwight: There’s no limit to what I think I deserve.
Dwight: Money isn’t real ever since we got off the gold standard.
Robert: Take the family to Disney Town?
Robert: Would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?
Robert: All life is sex. And all sex is competition. And there are no rules to that game.
Robert: There is one person in charge of every office in America. That person is Charles Darwin.
Dwight: Well fought. I accept the outcome.
Creed: Touch me and I’ll sue.
Erin: You broke my heart more recently and more often.
Andy: I am so sorry that we have not loved each other at the same time.
Pam: I like consistency in the manager’s position. No weird silent coups.
Nellie: Dreamt I could breathe underwater like Jacques Cousteau.
Nellie: When you wake up, you will earn more money.
Pam: I think… you’re a witch.
Irene: Glen’s going to sue Home Depot. He got his foreskin caught in some lawn furniture.
Nellie: I’m Tinkerbell.
Nellie: Now who here believes in Tinkerbell?
Kevin: C’mon, Jim, you’re killing her!
Andy: It’s biodegradable. Animals will eat it.
Andy: How do you not have a toothbrush?
Nellie: Most of my ideas are either unoriginal or total crap.
Nellie: That’s the American dream right there. Anything can happen to anyone. It’s just random.
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