Writer: Paul Lieberstein, Director: Paul Lieberstein
Summary (NBC): Michael feels left out as the rest of the office gossips about the summer interns. While Michael searches for the next juicy rumor to share, Andy struggles with heterosexuality. Season 6 premiere.
The Office Gossip extras
- The Office lolcats inspired by ‘Gossip.’
- If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?
The Office Gossip rating
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The Office Gossip quotes
Jim: This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004.
Jim: Technically, they are doing parkour, as long as Point A is delusion and Point B is the hospital.
Andy: Hardcore parkour!
Kelly: If they get married before I do, I’m going to kill myself.
Michael: This place is like Spaniard Fly.
Dwight: I guess I have a face you can trust. I think it’s because of my low cheekbones.
Michael: I should have known. Poop Ball?
Michael: The third wheel is what makes it a tricycle.
Dwight: Stanley’s way past the middle of his life. Especially considering his height to weight ratio.
Kevin: I might have extra. It just depends on how many I eat.
Michael: How do you un-tell something? You can’t. You can’t put words back in your mouth.
Michael: I have seen that movie half a dozen times, and I still don’t know who the real Spartacus is.
Michael: Anorexia. She’s an anorexitic.
Meredith: She’s gonna hate being a mom.
Kevin: Do you like it as much as you like men’s butts?
Oscar: If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still need to get to you?
Oscar: What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? That can’t possibly fall to me.
Jim: You’re going to regret that when you find yourself between a moose and her cubs at night.
Andy: Little Baby Tuna. Little Junior Toro.
Angela: You know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard.
Creed: If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?
Oscar: You think I’m the voice of the Taco Bell dog?
Toby: I have a daughter. How could I be a virgin?
Kevin: Who’s been saying that there’s another person inside of me working me with controls?
Dwight: You told people that I use store bought manure, when I showed you where my manure comes from?
Andy: Michael, am I gay?
Creed: Who’s the OB/GYN?
Michael: Pam! Look at that! That is the inside of your vagina!
Michael: Did you pee on a stick?
Jim: I did. But it was inconclusive.
Pam: We should have realized that you are an equal part of this.
Michael: Hey, whaddup Cynthia.
Michael: You can’t stop love, I guess, and quite frankly, I don’t think you should ever even try.
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