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Writer: Charlie Grandy, Director: Steve Carell
Summary (NBC): Michael’s new company struggles to make early morning deliveries while the office tries to get their expense reports in on time after Angela enforces Dunder Mifflin’s policy.
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The Office Broke quotes
Ryan: Ever since I’ve gotten clean, there’s something about fresh morning air that just really makes me sick.
Michael: Oh Halpert, woah! Boner patrol, arrest that man!
Michael: Your donuts make me go nuts!
Pam: It was either this or an old school bus with an owl living in it.
Pam: Wait, is this just milk and sugar?
Andy: I don’t want to have said that. But I think it’s important that you know it.
Dwight: Been there, done that.
Charles: Stanley, pay attention.
David: I find that extraordinarily surprising.
Dwight: Come along, afterthought.
Dwight: I say we fill Michael’s office with bees.
Dwight: No, Jim, I use a bad apiarist.
Pam: We have maybe a month. I don’t know what I’m going to do.
Jim: Oh, yeah, well don’t worry about it. We’ll figure it out. We’ll be okay.
Pam: That’s what Michael said.
Jim: Oh, yeah. Only this time we will be okay. (Jim’s cell phone rings. The ringtone is Dwight saying “Idiot, idiot, idiot…”) Oh, that’s my new “Dwight” ring.
Pam: I like it.
Jim: Good, right? Hello.
Dwight: Idiot, we’re starting back up. This is Dwight, by the way.
Ryan: I never went to Thailand. I went to Fort Lauderdale.
Ryan: You never had pad thai.
Dwight: Michael adores me. I’m the man for this job.
Michael: We’re not hiring, Jim.
Jim: I will see you titans of industry upstairs.
Michael: We’re not only tight ends, we’re also quarterbacks.
Michael: There is no way in hell that I am going to say that we’re broke.
Michael: Well, well, well. How the turntables …
Michael: I’ll see your situation and I’ll raise your situation.
Michael: I don’t think I have to wait out Dunder Mifflin. I think I just have to wait out you.
Dwight: Mose in socks. Boom, case closed.
Charles: You two are morons.
Michael: Wouldn’t you rather have a fishing pole than a fish?
Michael: I want a Sebring.
Charles: They don’t make them anymore.
Michael: I don’t care if Ryan murdered his entire family. He is like a son to me.
Michael: I have no shortage of company names.
Michael: Our balls are in your court.
Michael: No, no. You’re done.
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