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Writers: Warren Lieberstein and Halsted Sullivan
Director: Randall Einhorn
Summary (NBC): Michael enters the cafe disco business. Meanwhile, Pam and Jim decide to take a secret trip.
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The Office Cafe Disco quotes
Erin: Omigod! I can’t believe it! I just won an art contest!
Michael: When I am breaking all the rules, I’m break dancing.
Michael: Rules be damned, I want to have lunch with these people.
Ryan: Now that I’m back to doing the job of a temp again, I find that food is one thing I can control.
Michael: I am accounting on you to go to lunch with me.
Pam: If you don’t take out his battery, he just keeps going all day.
Michael: I was just learning … to … love.
Dwight: Erin, let me see your birth certificate.
Jim: You know what I want to do today? I want to marry you.
Pam: I had just woken up. I didn’t look cute. That’s how I knew he meant it.
Michael: Gotta keep yourself dehydrated!
Michael: Guys, I believe that I have figured out what is up your butts.
Oscar: Please don’t refer to yourself as our daddy.
Michael: Funk is the problem. And the solution.
Meredith: This is like a haunted coffeehouse thing?
Michael: Please respect the lei.
Michael: Cookie, Kevin. Cookie.
Dwight: Who tipped you over? Was it Phillip?
Dwight: If you want to get sick, you go to a hospital.
Stanley: I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense.
Michael: You all took a life here today. The life of the party.
Kelly: Cafe Disco. More like Crappe Disco.
Dwight: It’s the most annoying thing. It’s like children singing Christmas carols.
Andy: I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure I’m in a dance-off.
Michael: Cafe Disco is dead, but I can still hear the music in my head.
Dwight: A majestic beast. So fast, so tender.
Angela: I didn’t come here to get wet and wild.
Michael: A lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first, but it is a magical place.
Michael: We have talking walls. We are not going to eat you.
Phyllis: I think Bob’s going to cheat on me with his new secretary.
Dwight: You can’t steal what is legally your property.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: Are those staples?
Andy: Are you sure that’s not the gay ear?
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