Writer: Graham Wagner, Director: Jon Favreau
Summary (NBC): Andy tries his best to move on — Pam interviews for a job in Philadelphia with a manager who gives her deja-vu. Dwight brings Angela with him on a mission to clean his elderly Aunt Shirley. Andy returns from his long boat voyage. One-hour episode. Guest stars: Bob Odenkirk, Zach Woods.
The Office Moving On extras
- This is the second time we’ve seen Toby in a neck brace. The first time was in the Season 5 episode, Weight Loss, in which Toby injures himself ziplining in Costa Rica.
- The phrase “so you had a bad day” that Andy sings to Pete is from the song “Bad Day” by Daniel Powter.
- Roger is played by Michael Weston, who I remember as the terrifying hitchhiker that David picks up in the ‘Six Feet Under’ episode, “That’s My Dog” from 2005. He also played Simon, half-brother of Olivia Benson on ‘Law & Order SVU.’
- Pete’s ex-girlfriend, Alice, is played by Collette Wolfe.
- Here’s the ad on Oscar’s computer in the final scene.
The Office Moving On rating
In a poll conducted February 14-18, 2013, Tallyheads rated this episode: 7.81/10
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The Office Moving On quotes
Andy: I can’t remember any of the “aha” moments I had on the boat.
Andy: I really miss my beard. It was like a security blanket.
Andy: That’s a poem by J.B. Jovi.
Andy: Vanilla Ice. He was a band.
Andy: Last week, Erin told me that our relationship will be proceeding without me.
Phyllis: I can’t be around sad people. It makes me sad.
Stanley: I’m the same way with horny people.
Erin: I saw Pete’s butt. It’s sick.
Pam: My resume can fit on a post-it note.
Angela: What do you mean by ‘poison’?
Dwight: Probably nothing. Or strychnine. Or lemonade and strychnine.
Dwight: It’s all hanging out. There’s parts of her I don’t even recognize.
Dwight: It’s like a prehensile wing or something.
Andy: Where are you going?
Pam: Not on a three-month boat trip.
Andy: We are in the Brozone Layer. Nard Dog, Plop, and Clarker Posey. Aka Clarkwork Orange.
Andy: Zero Clark Thirty, whaddya got.
Andy: Last night I ordered a pizza by myself and I ate it over the sink like a rat.
Clark: I’ll give you a hundred dollars to wear that sweater to work tomorrow.
Aunt Shirley: She’s so tiny, like a little kitchen witch.
Dwight: Can I get you a nice crisp liter of schnapps?
Pete: Andy has been calling me Plop for so long, he forgot my real name. Which is Pete.
Jim: This is who I am now. I’m a douche. But look at what I can do with my hands!
Isaac: Anything for Team Halpert!
Andy: One of the perks of being boss. I can fire anyone who steals my girlfriend.
Andy: Every phrase is like a dagger in my crotch.
Mark: Please don’t hire Jamie Foxx to kill me. Django!
Mark: Let’s go, Gangnam Style!
Pam: Oh my god. He’s Michael Scott.
Dwight: Here’s a box cutter to get her clothes off.
Nellie: You cannot keep blathering on about the Scranton Strangler.
Mark: When I say chillax, people chillax.
Meredith: Hey boss, I did everything I could. I invited Pete out for drinks, I emailed him shots of my junk, kid doesn’t have a romantic bone in his body.
Andy: I am hurt. Deep hurt inside of me.
Andy: Guess what. Juliet’s boss also had feelings.
Andy: My whole life is a booger bubble!
Mark: What if Bob Dylan was your boss? I’m going to do Dylan!
Andy: Kind of painful to chat with you, Pete. Ever since the one-two punch to my scrotum pole. Translation, penis. Translation, my manhood.
Andy: If life gives you lemons, you just gotta eat them. Rinds and all.
Mark: I like scripted.
Angela: Loose braids reflect a loose character.
Darryl: George Howard Skub? That’s a devil name.
Meredith: Fresh meat!
Creed: Look who’s back! The Bird Man!
Kevin: Didn’t you two used to do it?
Clark: Was he like a sexy librarian?
Pete: This is a really uncomfortable situation that you’ve contrived.
Andy: We all just gotta move on, ain’t that right, Professor Lecture Much?
Andy: How does that medicine taste? Your own-flavored?
Andy: Is it just me, or have these tables turned?
Gabe: Feel how fat my buttocks are. Touch it. It’s like a warm pumpkin.
Nellie: You offered your neck in search of the truth. The proud neck of justice, isn’t that the expression.
Aunt Shirley: I feel like a show pony.
Dwight: Prettiest girl gets the stink sack!
Angela: It was not an unpleasant way to spend an afternoon.
Dwight: Be with me, monkey.
Dwight: The eighty or ninety years I have left in this life, I want to spend with you.
Dwight: Stand by your man. It’s what I would want if you were mine.
Andy: Hey love turds, conference room, now.
Alice: Okay. While we’re rewriting history, you never had a drinking problem.
Erin: Every word out of your mouth is like the squawk of an ugly pelican.
Erin: I didn’t ask you to get that Nike swoosh.
Gabe: Just do it. You were the “it” I was just doing.
Gabe: I don’t have the lung capacity to blow a whistle.
Pete: Chopsticks is not the measure of a man.
Gabe: I’m as smooth as a porpoise for you.
Pam: He did half the interview as Ace Ventura.
Pam: I liked our life in Scranton.
Announcer: Hobbies of the East continues in a moment.
Kevin: Why don’t your famous stomachs help you now?
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