Phyllis: What are you? A monk?
Dwight: I’m a Sith lord. (Looking at Jim) Oh big deal. Three round pieces of paper taped to his shirt. This cost me $129.
Phyllis (under her breath): Ass.
Kind of a medium year for women’s soccer, no?
— Andy, The List
Michael: That’s what America is built on. Big ideas, blue jeans, the Grand Canyon.
Kevin: An antacid that you only take once a week.
The lost and found has gone missing. Try not to lose anything until we find it.
— Michael, New Leads
A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
Learn all about Canada’s territories and provinces, courtesy of The Office’s Dwight Schrute.
Ryan: I don’t want to be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what, Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we’re okay with it. We all agree it’s fine for you to get married.
Hey U.S. Treasury, maybe you should just Schrute It!