Writers: Greg Daniels and Mindy Kaling
Director: Paul Feig
Summary (NBC): The office travels to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam’s wedding under strict orders not to mention Pam’s pregnancy. Michael, Dwight, and Andy all want to hook up with guests at the wedding. One-hour long.
The Office Niagara extras
- Writer Mindy Kaling answers fan questions in the Niagara Q&A !
- Video clips
- The dance down the aisle is a direct reference to this YouTube video, a real-life wedding dance to Chris Brown’s Forever.
- Dwight wears a Three Wolf Moon t-shirt.
- Here is a transcription of the wedding program.
The Office Niagara rating
In a poll conducted October 8-12, Tallyheads rated this episode: 9.06/10
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The Office Niagara quotes
Dwight: It’s amazing. A three-ounce fetus is calling the shots. It’s so bad-ass.
Dwight: I reserve the right to peel my hardboiled eggs at my desk.
Meredith: All morning I look forward to my afternoon cigars, and I am not stopping for anybody.
Pam: I guess it’s just the end of courtesy in the workplace.
Andy: Watching people get sick always makes me sick.
Michael: It’s just a really important day for me.
Erin: Dunder Mifflin Scranton will be closed today and Friday for a company wedding in Niagara Falls.
Jim: Believe it or not, Kevin, firecrackers are in the “don’t” column.
Jim: This is a firecracker-free wedding.
Angela: Decent people everywhere will be offended.
Angela: Some of us have to be our own grandmother.
Andy: What happens in Niagara stays in Niagara.
Michael: So I will see you up there in Viagra Falls.
Kevin: I thought, “How can I take it to the next level?” The hair. It’s the hair.
Kelly: We feel like we’re in a limo and you’re our driver.
Andy: Not only is Erin really sweet and cute, she smells like my mom.
Pam: We should have hired a professional to take the mental pictures.
Dwight: If you are listening to this, you’re a lucky woman Michael has seduced.
Andy: I got the room the night before you guys. I’ll break in the bed.
Dwight: The proximity to the falls makes everything smell like a basement.
Michael: Ooh, you must past the dungeon wisdom test.
Michael: I’m not a physics major, Stanley, I’m just saying be careful.
Michael: You are going to be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life.
Dwight: That’s right. It is ew. It’s very ew.
Kevin: Oscar, I would be proud to date you.
Kevin: I’m not gay. I’m Kevin.
Tom: Never too married for a noogie.
Tom: A little mo’ … cardio.
Michael: Hey, what is the deal with the smart car?
Jim: Even then I knew that … I was waiting for my wife.
Michael: Am I wrong? They say it’s not different, but it’s a different sensation.
Michael: There’s going to be a free room?
Meemaw: You’re that foul man that kept talking about intercourse.
Michael: And if it’s a boy, they will call it Sylvio.
Michael: Looks like you’re going to a fish fry, Dwight.
Dwight: I’m just worried about the farm, you know. Mose hates to geld the horses by himself.
Dwight: Sears said no.
Dwight: Aren’t they magnificent?
Michael: They’re men, Dwight.
Dwight: I love finding a good set of twins.
Michael: Something is wrong with you.
Erin: Go Meredith. Nice moves.
Andy: You call that a robot? Try being more robotic, okay? Like this.
Kelly: Lame! What else you got, Andy?
Andy: How about a little bit of this.
Erin: Oh yeah. What else you got?
Kevin: What else you got?
Andy: Did someone change my name to Baskin Robbin? Because I feel like a banana split. Woo!
Erin: What else you got?
Andy: I was dancing and I did a split and I landed on my car keys in my pocket.
Andy: I tore my scrotum. I need you to take me to the hospital.
Pam: He is in my room, icing his balls.
Michael: Have her come out! It’ll be like Coyote Ugly.
Michael: Now you sound like Kermit.
Pam: Andy, did I dream that you were crying through the night?
Dwight: Bride side or groom side? Or townie?
Meredith: Crotch injuries are the worst. You don’t need to tell me.
Michael: I have another one of them in the nude. But that one is for me.
Dwight: So tell me again the difference between Filene’s and Filene’s Basement.
Pam: Everybody’s driving me crazy. I know way too much about Andy’s scrotum.
Kevin: The peeing is fast, Oscar. It’s getting my tie back on.
Michael: Apricot. Made of real apes.
Angela: Those two treat the whole office like a 1970s key party.
Michael: It is a terrible year for love.
Stanley: Anyone have anything they want to trade for a toaster?
Kevin: Does it have slots for hot dogs?
Tom: Wear a tie much?
Jim: I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that YouTube video.
Jim: The boat was actually Plan C, the church was Plan B, and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.
Kevin: I got six numbers. One more would have been a complete telephone number.
Kevin: My feet were so sweaty, I can’t even feel the cold.
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